Hey guys this is Jeremy. Bad news. Another artifact accidentally got telewaved out of the Bodycool vault.

It’s a collection of musical recordings by someone named “oh Michael” titled “Party?”

Apparently it was a nu-pop sleeper hit and has some kind of cultural significance for the belters in sector 49.

It just sounds like noise to me but I’m not surprised they like it with all the Zerkanium we’ve been dumping into their water supply the past few cycles.

Ambrosio said we’re about to lose a hundred million klubits and it’s coming out of my salary (unpaid intern)

Too late to stop it I guess...

—Jeremy the intern